EPL Gameweek 34 ⚽

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Who are the top 6 playing?

  • Arsenal vs Manchester United

  • Chelsea vs West Ham

  • Brentford vs Tottenham

  • Liverpool vs Everton

  • Manchester City vs Watford

Know Your Football

1/ The big game of the week is Arsenal vs Man United.

United are coming off a horror show against Liverpool and Arsenal are coming off a huge win against Chelsea.

A top 4️⃣ position up for grabs. This is going to be fun. Maybe Arsenal vs United is still the Premier League's greatest rivalry. What is Erik ten Hag thinking 🤔

2/ There’s a London derby but not much to play for. Looks like Chelsea and West Ham know how this season is going to end. With Chelsea looking forward to the FA cup final and West Ham having an outside shot at a top 4, don’t be surprised if this ends with a Hammers win ✌️

3/ Tottenham had the lead in the top 4️⃣ race, until they didn’t. They did what Tottenham do. Surely they’re not going to slip up again 🥴

Source: Premier League/Twitter

4/ There’s a Merseyside derby to look forward to! But there’s almost no point watching it. This ends in a Liverpool win. But it’s always fun to watch that front 3 play 😍

Source: Premier League/Twitter

5/ Speaking of great teams to watch, we got two teams at the opposite ends of the table battling it out. City vs Watford. There’s a lot riding on this. Everyone expects the title race to keep going but don’t be surprised if this weekend ends with Liverpool smiling at the top of the table 😊

Send 'em Smacks

1/ It took Eddie Nketiah all of 50 minutes on Wednesday night to equal Alexandre Lacazette's Premier League open play goal tally for the entire season. Somebody should tell Lyon to reconsider 📞

Source: Premier League/Twitter

2/ Spurs are 🏃 their former star player but Christian Eriksen will suit up for Brentford against them. He’s already a superhero for coming back after that awful night at the Euros. Don’t be surprised if he ruins Tottenham’s top 4️⃣ race and has a statue built outside the Emirates.

Source: Premier League/Twitter

3/ Liverpool have a big champions league night coming up. It wouldn't be a surprise if the likes of Thiago, Matip, Diaz and Mane are rested and they still end up winning 4-0.

WTF Is That?

Offside

How many times have you heard people yell:"THAT'S OFFSIDE" or "THAT'S NOT A GOAL, HE'S OFFSIDE"

Well, if you didn't know what that meant, spend 2 minutes of your time and you'll never have to pretend to know what's happening ever again.

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